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In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size" (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I worked at a pizza buffet when I was in high school. The ranch dressing, made in 5 gallon buckets, called for multiple gallons of mayo and buttermilk. I too got far too skilled at getting it all out in one go.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Mayo and sour cream are like 80% of the sauces in most restaurants.