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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 119 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Stop. Install your favorite ad blocker, like ublock origin. Refresh.

Work smarter not harder

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 9 points 5 hours ago

If you didn't give your parents computer, digital syphilis are you really a millennial?

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 20 points 7 hours ago

About 2 years ago I spent most of a Christmas sorting out my MIL's new laptop, uninstalling junk and whatnot, and I tossed ublock origin on there. A few days ago I came back to sort out the Realtek audio drivers which uninstalled themselves via Windows Update. I find she has an entirely different laptop now, branded as"Acemagic" but through the magic of forced Microsoft Sign-in ublock origin synced to Edge on this new laptop, and there was no crapware installed despite the laptop clearly being in use for about 6 months already!

TL;DR install ublock origin on your parents computers to save yourself some trouble down the line

[–] MightBeFluffy@pawb.social 56 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Back in my day, we didn't have no fancy ublock origin

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 26 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

YEA! We just kept closing popups till we got the right one!!!!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

And then your friend sends you a link to the "You Are An Idiot" gag site so you just have to reboot.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Forgot to turn the volume down, instant regret as the speakers on the family computer scream ”HI EVERYBODY I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO”

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Some people posted those weird links where its a jumpscare

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 7 hours ago

PTSD trigger intensifies

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 9 hours ago

I remember that time. Unlock saved me. Now every time I borrow a computer I have ten or 20 seconds to find the "right button" knowledge from the depth of my mind.

[–] kippinitreal@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

No lie, this is how I learnt keyboard hotkeys as a kid. I'd click middle mouse to open a link on the site in a new tab, with my hand ready to go on Ctrl + W. The nanosecond I detected a fake site, I'd closer that sucker and move onto the next link.

Oh boy did I bring a lot of viruses on my computer in the process in the name of efficiency & greed (& hefty amount of stupidity).

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Even with uBlock Origin, some pirate sites still have this problem because the ads either are not typical ad elements or are not in the block list. Very common with sites that host pirated android apps, in my experience.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Yes but it does solves the pop up issue completly.

[–] sdcSpade@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

Now that you say it, I haven't seen a popup in years. They feel like a distant nightmare now.