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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you think they're complicated to have them described to you, you should try fixing one of the fuckers when it breaks down in the middle of the night.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, virtually everything is ten to a hundred fold more complicated in the dark.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And mosquitos are chewing on your ass.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 3 days ago

Wondering around bottomless wasn't a good idea.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Assless chaps didn't work out huh ?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I only wear those when I'm moving cows.