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You could have just said “ass” Charlie boy.
Also, maybe he washed his hands? Like most people before eating
Charles Kirkland has shit fingers confirmed.
Also itchy asshole is not a regular problem if you wash properly, you filthy fuck.
I dunno. Wiping your ass sounds pretty gay. He's not gay.
Or if you have enough fiber in your diet.
He makes it sound like it's something that happens all day, every day.
This guy definitely raw dogs his entire asshole with his entire fist every time his ass itches, doesn't he? And there's no way he washes his hands after.