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[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

You could have just said “ass” Charlie boy.

Also, maybe he washed his hands? Like most people before eating

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Charles Kirkland has shit fingers confirmed.

Also itchy asshole is not a regular problem if you wash properly, you filthy fuck.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I dunno. Wiping your ass sounds pretty gay. He's not gay.

[–] dermanus@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Or if you have enough fiber in your diet.

He makes it sound like it's something that happens all day, every day.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This guy definitely raw dogs his entire asshole with his entire fist every time his ass itches, doesn't he? And there's no way he washes his hands after.