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I had this for a while, and eventually just got really good at doing math without fully waking up.
That's when you move on to the barcode scanner. Just stick it in the kitchen and you have to get up.
That works great until you go on vacation. Then you learn to just turn your phone off in your sleep
It's better used as a training aid. It's ok to turn your phone off, if you wake up to find yourself standing in the kitchen/corridor feeling confused. You're still out of bed.