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[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well. Do they? Maybe write a base class you can extend to cock, balls, breast, dildo that can work with objects mouth, asshole, and pussy.

Get to work OP. The world needs this.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Classic OOP bloat.

OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 days ago

as the sying goes "brainfuck around and find out"