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NYC has fallen (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Damn, New York City has fallen pretty far, that guy only has one ak47 next to his computer?

What is he going to do if Christian Extremist Terrorists burst through both the door and window at the same time?

No, this is disturbing NYC, do better, that man should have two AKs, an RPG for armored terrorist vehicles and at least 4 drum mags around for backup firepower (oh so you think two 30 round mags taped to each other is enough to reasonably defend yourself against more than a medium sized dog? not without a grenade launcher lol).

The landscape in the US is the most dangerous landscape on earth by far, New York State and nearby New England are crawling in animals such as these fearsome savage creatures.

"If you are big enough to eat me, you can't fly and I can, checkmate bro" A.K.A. Velociraptor With Modern Avionics A.K.A. Turkey

Benjamin Franklin would fire these out of cannons (they look like cannonballs until the last second before they hit you) at British positions where they would deploy and gobble up British Soldiers in a feathery fury.

Ultra-Fur Pouch Goblin

Swampzilla, Slayer Of Trees, Architect Of Moistness, Grower Of Two Pairs Of Unstoppable Teeth

I really get upset when I see people trample all over the legacy of my beautiful country by forgetting what made this country great in the first place... an irrational worship of firearms as a stand in for a personality.

The saddest thing isn't the lack of guns though, and it breaks my heart to say this, but based on the posture of this guy he is clearly not alpha so there is NO WAY he is even using linux on that dell. Ughh. Like seriously, this guy is no doubt one of those monsters that codes in straight Dis-Assembly using only his teeth on the main command Log (I am talking about the beaver not the person on the computer with a gun, dell: a small valley, usually among trees.).