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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've had girlfriends steal my plushies. Now they stay in a locked cabinet (the plushies) until I know who I can trust.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for clarifying that it's your plushies that you keep locked up. Otherwise, I would have a lot more questions.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The girlfriends are in the other one

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago

Calm down Simon

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

honestly I was scared I was going to be locked up by the last one.