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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon watches The Whale (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I laugh because it keeps me from crying.

Sidenote: I am often told that I laugh too much.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

Now that's The Joker

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago

Replicant detected

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I've got a hint for you, look at their username. It's sick as fuck.

I wish the d was capitalized but still awesome.

[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Beandog is a single word.

[–] AnalogousFortune@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I’ll be damned.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Touche salesman

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

Monologue internal narration to the audience.