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[–] tourist@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

fuck dude

I've got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery

They'd probably magdump me in a holding cell

Wonder what they'd do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Your username doesn't do you any favor in this case