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Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize (tribune.com.pk)

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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good luck. After sharing the secret, they removed all the payphones.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

They cut the hardline! Find the schematics of this building. I need the main wet wall.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's in the bushes behind the greenhouse.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Do more drugs. Got it!

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

After all the news in the last couple of weeks how it might be very likely that our universe is inside a black hole, good luck!