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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When you think about it, your mom summoned you from your dads balls.

Spermancing is the term I'll give it.

Btw, you owe taxes now.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm not really sure why everyone always equates sperm with their personhood when the egg is just as much you as the sperm is.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

technically, you're slightly more the egg, since we get no mitochondria from the sperm cell.

[–] Bademantel@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Even more so if you're a (bio) male: you only get a measly Y chromosome from you father while your mother provides you with a mighty X chromosome.

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's like getting only 22.3 instead of 23 chromosomes. What a dick move.

[–] Bademantel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Freud got it wrong with Penisneid. What if it is not about body parts but about chromosomes? I am calling it Genneid.

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

What about the midiclorians