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[โ€“] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"AI controlled" ๐Ÿคช

When did having basic microprocessors become AI controlled?

[โ€“] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's such a stupid buzzword and it pisses me off. aI controlled fan. Sandwich made by AI recipe. It's like when everything was HD. HD sunglasses.

[โ€“] pineapplepizza@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

I have updated to 4K sunglasses. So much clearer

[โ€“] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Age of Empires had AI before it was cool.

[โ€“] derpgon@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

I mean, every time I update my glasses it feels like everything is UHD for a couple of days.

[โ€“] 7toed@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

And you weren't gonna tell us that they can fix glaucoma??

EICH DEE

[โ€“] ameancow@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

When we started letting tech-bros on social media hype up AI like it would be the savior for all humanity and in just a few short years we'll all be sailing on our AI-powered yachts with AI-powered martinis and sacks of AI-powered cash from our AI-powered stock trades.

Then when they started getting snippy and biting back and saying how it "democratizes art" and it lets us spend more time working so the AI can do our art and writing, we didn't laugh and then drive them into the FUCKING SEA, instead we all politely respected their opinions and now we have at least a decade of useless, incremental "advances" to products we don't want.

You can love AI all you want, but the moment you go to bat for the corporate slop being pushed on us, you're one of them.

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A gold medal for each paragraph. If I could I'd buy you Lemmy Lanthanum.

[โ€“] UndergroundGoblin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The new term for algorithm these days is AI.

[โ€“] pigup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

AI is when there's no buttons and you just have to hope the software gives the output you were hoping for