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[–] TauZero@mander.xyz 35 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The town's undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker?

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 days ago

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 3 days ago

If you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over.

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Every undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

The underclause

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

THE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again.

[–] Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

As an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago