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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 74 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

if you can't be aware of your team's worth without wasting everyone else's time, then you're a pretty pathetic "leader"

i thought sikhs were supposed to be not-dickheads?

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 days ago (3 children)

All religions ask you to not be dickheads, not just sikhs

[–] wrinkledoo@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Most religions "ask" you to not be a dick head, while constantly psychologically encouraging you to be a turbo dick head, even promoting you if you're a big enough dick.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's what the dicks tell each other

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

And often then absolving you of everything dickish you did

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And all religions miraculously still have high numbers of dickheads. Some more than average.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago
[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Get back to the office so I can bask in your worth.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

i'll shoot my worth all over your face

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A load so pathetic it's not worth a maggots face. SHAME!

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

sooo does that mean the interview is canceled

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 days ago

Currently the company has decided to go in another direction thank you for applying we'll keep your resume feel free to reapply in 6 months.