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Eight US states seek to outlaw chemtrails – even though they aren’t real (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 3 days ago by abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] yarr 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That reminds me of my favorite rock that prevents tiger attacks. I've had it with me for years and it works perfectly. Yet, whenever I bring it up, people make fun of me.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

I remember that scene from an episode, too. Just not which episode it is. Pre season 10 I think?

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Probably because you're making references to a ~30 year old episode of a cartoon, as if it's your own joke.

[–] yarr 1 points 22 hours ago

Oh, I forgot that every joke in the universe is supposed to be used just once.