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Punished for giving one-word answers instead of complete sentences.
Edit: Did yall never go to school? Typically I was expected to write complete sentences in answer to this type of bs.
“Are you at least 18 years old?”
I do most emphatically and unequivocally declare unto thee that indeed, mine age doth far surpass the venerable milestone of eighteen years, that sacred threshold which doth mark the passage from youth unto the full flowering of adulthood in the eyes of law and custom.
My head voice went from "American Midwestern nonaccent" to "southern mayor in 1850" to "southern pastor giving a sermon in 1850"
Well done.