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US man stages $1 bank robbery to get state healthcare (2011) (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] creamlike504@jlai.lu 175 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What he did was hand the clerk a note that said: "This is a bank robbery, please only give me one dollar." Then, as he later told the local NBC news station, he calmly sat in the corner of the bank having told the clerk: "I'll be sitting right over there in the chair waiting for the police."

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He invited the paper to send a reporter to interview him in Gaston county jail, where he is now in custody facing charges of stealing from a person (for just $1 the prosecutors didn't think they could hold up a bank robbery charge).

He told the paper he had lost his job after 17 years as a Coca-Cola delivery man, and with it his health insurance. He was in increasing pain from slipped discs, arthritic joints, a gammy foot and a growth on his chest.

Since being in the jail he has attained his goal: he has been seen by nurses and an appointment with a doctor is booked.

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago

Gaston County jail

So strange to see my home county mentioned on the Internet, had to double-take.