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Interviews as seen by HR and the candidate (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Once I started burning companies the way they've burned me for years, employment got a lot better.

Fuck me? Nah, fuck you.

you won't get a good referral!

bitch, they won't call you anyway. I gave them my boss's personal cell number(my cousin).

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

I've been asked for a referral twice in my life. Both times the person the referral was for still worked for me, so I got them to write it and just sent it on.

If somebody wants more money than we pay I won't stand in their way. I also don't care if you get a good employee or not. Shit, I'd write a complete dumb-ass a glowing referral if you're a rival company.

[–] haroldfinch 4 points 1 day ago

You're married to your cousin? (/sarcasm, mostly)

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Your cousin is Art Vandaly?