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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

IntelliJ? That's on you for using Java

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly I think I like Java better than C++ because with all that complexity at least you get memory safety, actually readable errors, and portable code. C# is great but Linux support is spotty.

[–] bradboimler@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I freakin love Java

[–] TopHatExtraordinaire@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can’t remember the last time I had to install a plugin for any JetBrains IDE. You thinking of Visual Studio Code?!

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How is that relevant to “That’s on you for using Java”?

[–] TopHatExtraordinaire@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

Yea I definitely misread this meme and comment. Good to know I can’t read