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Does anyone weigh themselves before and after taking a massive shit? Or is it just me? Just me huh. Cool cool.
I've done it. I've dropped deuces that were so enormous they filled the bowl and just about touched my ass. And I weighed exactly the same after as I did right before. Makes no sense.
That is bizarre. All I can figure is that you have a portal to the Dimension of Feces inside you.
Thanks for the next player curse getting bestowed in my campaign.
Your scale is not accurate.. I had a digital scale that was similar, I could weigh myself, pick up a small object with a known weight, and it would read the same number, down to the tenth of a pound.
I replaced it with another scale that's more accurate.