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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Steve-O can't compete with this man

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Steve was admittedly stuffed to the gills with booze and every drug available, and still is somehow more reasonable than this clown

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Heroin might do alot more damage than what steve took.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

SteveO now would never allow his relatives to follow his bullshit actions.

SteveO in the 2000s though...

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Steve-O would absolutely swim in a river of shit. He, however, would not allow children to follow him.