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It is always interesting to consider how humans invented things like this.
I'd immainge that once a group of people found a frozen lake and realized that you could walk on it, they would quickly find it slippery, and laugh at eachother as they fall over.
Soon they start to learn how to control how they slip and and start seeing how to slip the furthest.
Someone may get a piece of wood stuck to their shoe and start slipping much further.
Wooden soles made for ice sliding are being made, people start figuring out that a narrow blade works better, then it was a question of. refinement.
I think it would be the progression from gathering firewood in the winter. They would notice that logs are easier to drag in the snow/on ice. Logs also glide way more easily along their length as opposed to across the side. So maybe you pick a couple long logs to pile all your other sticks on so you can drag a whole heap of wood in one go. Eventually that gets refined into a sleigh with bone runners. Then you just need someone who wants to have some fun with the idea and plays around with making a miniature version they can strap to their feet.
And skis before skates.