Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Don't hesitate! get in on the ground floor now! (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee to c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plus it will double as a food source for all the poor people. Corporate is going to love this new marketing campaign. We will sell it as a subscription, but also call it open source In an ending World Hunger campaign. can't miss. Get in now!

[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Omg they're gonna put a spigot on it. I fucking love this - "Get your green slop, poors."

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

We need a nice friendly corporate spokesperson. let's put Jerry on trying to steal somebody from Disney. We're going to make an absolute fortune on this.