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[–] dryfter@lemm.ee 20 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

Trump has said that although he was “confirmed at a Presbyterian church as a child, I now consider myself to be a non-denominational Christian.”

Uhhhh....he's not even Catholic? That's kinda a prerequisite for THE LEADER OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!

He's completely trolling, right? I mean it's gotta be cover for something happening that he wants to distract people from. He can't be that stupid that to think he can actually be Pope......can he?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I don't think he's trolling, I think he's just that stupid.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

He's wholly incapable of understanding that the things he says or believes can be false. "If I said it/believe it, it must be true."

[–] clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I guess he was thinking covfefe while telling the social media specialist to post it

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 6 hours ago

He's no stranger to becoming leader of something while having no idea how it works.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

IDK, what he said about his daughter and knowing Jeffey Epstein are some solid credentials.