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[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

phallus [...] floating in conception bay

[–] jagged_circle 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)

That's it. I want my money back. This shit is waaaaaaaaaay too unbelievable. Wait, what? It happened, like, for real? Really. ....really?