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[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I found a money laundering deli

It's amazing, they love having customers as it improves their cover so everything is dirt cheap and really high quality.

Sometimes people come in and the guy behind the register politely shuffles us out with an armful of free cold cuts and a wink

None of you will ever hear about this place from my lips

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You think anyone does crime to support their dream of being a shop keeper with good deals?

[–] Twipped@l.twipped.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’d do it, but I think I’d be worse at being a criminal.

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

Start with small crimes like violating hygiene regulations!

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Hope you meant

We need to cook, JackbyDev