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submitted 2 years ago by MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] etrotta@kbin.social 81 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 58 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget the "getting rusty" as well.

[–] teacs@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reminds me of "gf is prego"

[–] vulnerability@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

sauce?

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Fuck, that one killed me

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

ffs lmao

[–] teacs@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yea, it's pasta sauce

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD

I missed the joke by a mile.