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They're really interested in those genitals (lemmy.world)

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No one will ever outdo “The Corkscrew.”

actually, ducks got ya beat. They have corkscrew penises.
scientific diagram possible NSFW, if you think an anatomy diagram counts as NSFW

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’ll have to start training from scratch. Resistance kegals, power thrusts, an entirely new stretching and bending rig. Ducks have been on top for far too long. I’ll be topping them soon enough.

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Please don't fuck the ducks.