I’m just into it for the stats. Biggest gains, smallest shrinkage in the cold, stretchiest foreskin, etc. I challenge any of these little fucks to beat my record for strongest vertical and starboard curvature. No one will ever outdo “The Corkscrew.”

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No one will ever outdo “The Corkscrew.”

actually, ducks got ya beat. They have corkscrew penises.
scientific diagram possible NSFW, if you think an anatomy diagram counts as NSFW

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ll have to start training from scratch. Resistance kegals, power thrusts, an entirely new stretching and bending rig. Ducks have been on top for far too long. I’ll be topping them soon enough.

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please don't fuck the ducks.