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Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3... 2... 1...

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[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol, I saw that movie in the theater back in the day!

"It's raining men, hallelujah...!"

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"How about now?"

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

... If you get hit with fast neutrons, does that make you gender neutral or ambigender rofl?

Alpha radiation turns you into a chad?

Beta radiation makes you a soyboy?

fucking goddammit lol.

EDIT: i mean shit, if radiation causes gender/sexual orientation modification, then I guess you could actually construct a 'gaydar'... oh god my brain hurts.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All I know is I'm goonin' on the dudes now in my porn stash...

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The Gay Gamma Goongasm, according to ... Christian Nationalist Physics?

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stop.

My glowing weiner can only get so hard.