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Great time for a quick fap!
The water is terrible for friction
Yay for foreskin! Also, how does wanking in the shower deserve down-votes? Is it due to other people waiting to get in the shower? Waste of hot water?
Shower sex seems like it would be great until you learn ironically it feels like the dryest worst sex.
You can turn the water off but then you just have a small space with the added bonus of a slipping hazard.
That's what conditioniare is for, but agree, sexy stuff in water is a turn off for me.
Someone hasn't heard the stories about jizz clogging shower drains.
Jizz and hair .
Desert jellies~
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Gotta squat down and spray that showerhead at your butthole and balls to get it really clean and check better than any online gay test survey can ever do whether you would enjoy butt stuff. Some of my best groaning out loud orgasms are in the shower, and yes it takes a while.I think the test was that you were looking for an "online gay test butt stuff survey" versus just "butt stuff," which isn't inherently gay.
You're right, of course. Props to my straight pegging enthusiast homies.
Just the one? You have to pump those numbers up!