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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What the fuck does even happen in dark souls? Part of why I gave up was having absolutely no clue what the story or setting was meant to be and therefore having no sense of direction or motivation. From what I recall something in the past with dragons and a bunch of fire and now I'm a dead guy in a hole who fights skeletons and leaves the hole and then proceeds to wander around for no specific reason.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The Gods grew fearful and jealous of the revolutionary and communistic nature of humanity and so cursed them to a never-ending cycle involving zombies and a glorified tournament arc where the victor sacrifices the souls of countless beings they've slain to sustain a physical but continuously diminishing ball of fire that somehow also metaphysically sustains the power of said gods

Humans are tricked into participating in this eternal Ponzi scheme through massive social engineering and religious propaganda that extols humans to reject their sinful nature and sacrifice themselves to save the world on behalf of the gods

I'm not kidding by the way, this is the meta of the series' plot

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Was this in thr GameCube one? I didn't play that as much

Edit: I'm in a conversation about Kojima directing an Fzero game and got confused. Keeping it in

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes the forgotten classic, Dark Cubes

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Look, I knew 2004 segw took over f zerosjd it's story for a game and it sounds pretty sonic and the never ending tournament thing sounds like a death race is plausible here.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Something about cleansing a taint and killing a loathsome dung eater

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So you're cleansing the taint but someone else is the loathsome dung eater? Seems like a glass house situation here.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The moral of the story is "don't stow thrones"

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

I bet that's funnier if you've played the game

[–] dung_Eater@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

please leave me out of this