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[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

wait where is the ass? it's completely flat.

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i think they're seeing the rounded silhouette of the back of the kart he's riding and misinterpreting it as cheeks lenin-pensive

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

no matter how much i squint I can't mistake anything for a cheek it's completely and utterly flat. perhaps im not attracted to wario as much as I thought.

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

yeah it's utterly flat, but if you draw a line you can see why people mistakenly think there might be an ass, it's just the roundish part of the back of the kart though

like that teal kart back creates a very, very slight hill shape, it's not an ass though

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

hexbear out here analyzing wario cheeks

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

they took away his ass because of woke

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's a fat guy's back overflowing. I swear to God IQ is dropping worldwide.