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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Over 6 million people hugged to death 😔

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Killing 6 million softy with his hugs...
Strumming our pain with his gas...
Wiping our lives with his words...
Killing us softy with his hugs...

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Alexa play Killing me softly.

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Bezos, enjoy spying on my every move.

[–] Koarnine@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

Over 11 million people, huggy wuggy nooo!

Not an attack on you it just bothers me to see this constantly misrepresented everywhere, 6 million is if you only count Jewish people, 11 million counts all victims of the camps including my great aunt and uncle.