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[–] Gowron_Howard@lemm.ee 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh no! What will men in loveless marriages do?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ngwoo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Under communism you need to catch fish for everyone though!!

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Nah man if you're doing catch and release you gotta put a pointy hook through their lips then reverse drown them for a minute or two. Fishing's out. Loveless marriage men need to play chess in the park.