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[โ€“] dick_fineman@discuss.online 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Former boss: How do I make my computer run faster?

Me: you could install more RAM.

FB: Oh do I download that from the internet?

Me: ...no, it's hardware...you have to open the computer up and physically put it in there.

FB: I should have known that, I majored in Computer Science

...I was fired a week later because she "felt threatened". Lol.

[โ€“] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 3 days ago

I had that happen after I told the IT manager who always showed up drunk that his flash drives weren't working because he couldn't expect to buy an 8 pack of 1TB flash drives of amazon for $30 and that he was at worst handing out viruses.

I also told the interns to demand full time positions for doing all the work and not be taken advantage of so that didn't help with the HR director.