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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 points 9 hours ago

I start with my hair first, then face, and work my way down, but I do the butt hole last. That way my hair washes most of the fecal material out of the towel the next time I dry myself off and I don't have as much butt stuff all over the rest of my body. Because that's how things work.