this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
570 points (98.8% liked)

Not The Onion

13716 readers
1202 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Well, their recruitment along with the Silk Road guy is all part of Trump's plans to start massive human trafficking and drug trafficking organizations. He needs their expertise in human trafficking so he forced Romania to let them come here.

The current node for human trafficking, to help cover where people are being sent, is Guantanamo (and Panama). That's Ron's old stomping grounds. And while I think he's cool with torture of "terrorists," he's not so into mass rape of women, egg farming, genocide to grave rob America. I think he also got freaked out by the Les Miserable song at the Governor's Ball (he cowered) and all the loud loud pushback he's experiencing from people calling in constantly to complain and also the protests.

Or maybe he's just mad they took the spot he wanted.

nbcnews.com/investigations/incoming-trump-administration-plans-deport-migrants-countries-rcna182896

nbcnews.com/news/rcna189522

semafor.com/article/02/06/2025/trump-administration-container-company-to-provide-temporary-migrant-housing

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/27/trump-deportations-panama

https://www.npr.org/2025/02/24/nx-s1-5307156/immigration-dhs-memo-trump-migrant-detention-military-bases

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

Holy Christ... If true, this would be so much darker and more evil than I ever expected from these people.

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You sound like my mom talking about Qanon lol

[–] Theonetheycall1845@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Except this isn't so far fetched. Trump was friends with epstein what makes you think he doesn't want another place to rape women freely?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

That's an odd way of spelling "little girls"