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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 247 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Is Florida finally at maximum capacity for rapists and weirdos?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 39 points 18 hours ago

The bar was raised while Tate was in Romania. He’s gonna have to step it up to fit in now. A couple of swastika neck tattoos ought to do it.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

You may be on to something. maybe there's a branigan's law about rapists and pedophiles in Florida. Once you hit a certain limit the state just stops accepting new ones.

Trump must be back at Mar-A-Lago rn

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

Trump's quotes are indistinguishable from Brannigan's. There's even gameified versions of this online

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I hear Washington DC is taking applications

Do I hear Secretary of Women's Health?

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Seems like there’s a lot of room for that in FL.