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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 95 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

He is really old, he'll be 79 in june. How many people that are that age, you hear they die, and you're like, "mmhmm, they had a long life." He should be at his country clubs being racist and assaulting women like all the other republicans. Retire, it's just a job man.

[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He did retire. Here he is asleep in his chair like grandpa after thanksgiving dinner. Musk's in charge now.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

president musk, and TRUMP is not even at the front of the table hes at one of the low level pleb seats.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He is 2 years younger than my grandad. And I would not trust my grandpa to run the country. He is just too old.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would dead ass rather roll the dice with your granddad

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would rather roll the dice with my own granddad, and he's already dead

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

White House at Bernie’s

Ironic really that this is what we got. Bernie at White House would have been a lot better.

[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

cant fuck up things more than trump

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sadly he could not ever run because he does not have citzenship nor has he ever been to the US afaik. He has been to Mexico though. Maybe that counts.

[–] JollyBrancher@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He HAS been to the US then. The United States of Mexico.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Only $5 million to get a “Gold” card!