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well im lonely but i dont want to goto jail.
So what you're saying is if the collective can set Luigi free then you might be okay with the deal?
no ill miss my computer too much but it is tempting.
You can't miss your computer if you die guns blazing or drive off a cliff
depends what situation id get myself into. I'm fond of being alive currently.
In Heaven all those ads promising a "Free Alienware" if you just fill out a survey are actually true.
Just avoid eating inside restaurants for awhile.
This convo is heavy sarcasm, no person should do something stupid based on shit read online.
But school shootings are bad thing to do though
we are not talking about school shootings.
Hey kids.
Don’t shoot a school.
Shoot a CEO instead.