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Dude, sisters are so much worse. Brothers fight and then it's over, sisters are cold blooded.
It's aight. Parents divorced tho
Jokes on you, parents are already divorced.
There's no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense
Ah right, I thought you were doing a monkey's paw thing
Only child is worse because you have no one to annoy when you're bored.
Wish granted, your father has become infertile from ball cancer
My best friend growing up was an only child and hated it. Siblings can absolutely suck, but I think it's way better than being completely alone.
My sister had a lengthy phase where her go-to move was a kick in the balls. To be fair it was a great deterrent
My childhood hobbies consisted of runescape and fighting my friends brothers and other kids (most fights were mutual). Some people just like fighting. If I had a younger brought to fight with I would be very gentle and fair.