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[–] kaida@feddit.org 50 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I finally found the real reason why I like java: I‘m german

[–] andnekon@programming.dev 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't get why I don't like Rust then

[–] doughless@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

You will, comrade.

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Do you like Russian, tho? Some Russians I've encountered did find it overcomplicated at times... Но в целом понимаю: мне норм заходит энглиш, а жабаскрипт вообще мимо

[–] andnekon@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I think it's a beautiful and expressive language. I also do like Java, though.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

вообще мимо

Please help, я это не понимаю.

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Basically translates to "despite me liking English, js is not my cup of tea". "Вообще мимо" can also be more literally translated as "a complete miss", but I'm not entirely sure if it's used that way

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ah! That makes sense. I wasn't expecting мимо to act like a noun in this way. Большое спасибо.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I also love Java, especially all the goodies added in 17. I'm not German though... 🤔

[–] kaida@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago

Maybe you‘d have fun learning german then ;)

[–] leisesprecher@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago

You are now. Herzlichen Glückwunsch.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 8 points 10 months ago

Have you ever tried kotlin?

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 6 points 10 months ago

Swabian here. I like C#. Guess that fits.

[–] paw@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago

That's the reason I'm deeply offended. I'm german too. 😉

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm also German, and our beautiful language being compared to java feels like an insult to me.

Strength in diversity, I guess