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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by CustardFist to c/custardfist

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I don't like cucumber, not even in a salad, and I'll die on that hill.

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[–] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I love cucumber, my wife hates it and I thought she was weird. Now I'm wondering if I'm the weird one. Think we should get a poll started

[–] CustardFist 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes. We definitely need yet another thing to divide us. 😉

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Eat dirt, cucumberless hipster!

Fight me!

[–] CustardFist 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Come at me, waterlogged turd eater! ✊🥸
I’m gonna build a wall of cucumbers between us and have you pay for it.

(this all sounds eerily familiar. 🤔)

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago

Hothouse, regular or pickle cucumbers? Organic? Small local farm?

....inflation, you know

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Joke's on you, I'd eat the wall

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is the next cilantro...versy. Gerkin-gate. Cuke-spiracy

[–] yuri@pawb.social 3 points 10 months ago

now i want a shirt that just says “cilantroversy”

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Well I am 100% certain I am weird and I like cucumbers

However we need a larger sample as correlation == causation

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

I hate pickles AND cucumber*!

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*exceptions for chicken/tuna salad (relish) and alcoholic beverages (cucumber)