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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Boebs look like the type to smoke cigars.

I bet she tastes like a divine ashtray.

[–] toastboy79@kbin.earth 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I would like to inform you that the mental thought of this was strong enough that I'm consciously suppressing my retch reaction

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I’d love to be the filling in a Boebs/MTG sandwich.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This scene smells like a mixture of stale Budlight and PowerBait.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Throw in some Newports and that’s the smell of some of the best nights in my life.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I mean not to shit on your kinks but we gotta get you up to at least nightcrawlers

[–] yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago

Username checks out