zagaberoo

joined 2 years ago
[–] zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Ironically, closed eyes is how cats express that they are confident that they've found a hater-free environment. Ignore the haters, but stay safe!

[–] zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The balls would be normal size because they don't produce semen, just the negligable volume that consists of the actual sperm cells.

That's why it's still possible to ejaculate normally after getting a vasectomy. Well, normally other than the normal degree of fertility.

[–] zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is that even feasible without getting marked as spam by all the major players?

[–] zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

How does that prevent you from wearing warm clothes?

[–] zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I assume you don't have a scrotum to test for yourself, but oddly it wouldn't hurt at all.

The balls are ultra sensitive, but for some reason the scrote itself just laughs in the face of danger. You can pinch the shit out of it and feel nothing. Just pinching random arm skin hurts a lot quicker than pinching the ol ballsack. And stretching? Forget about it. That's the thing's whole job.

just keep the actual plumbing clear of the carnage

[–] zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 months ago

I took it like she's tryna fuck but isn't that into the guy.

[–] zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

(it's an edit)

[–] zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 months ago

It has too many digits, the wings themselves are giant webbed hands.

[–] zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

I love engaging with pedants like that. It infuriates them as I agree with all their overly-narrow points but then show how they don't support their conclusion. They don't really know what to do so they just keep reiterating the same irrelevant points over and over in slightly different ways. Sometimes the back and forth would go on for days when I was on reddit.

It's my way of having fun and paying penance for my past pedantry at the same time.

[–] zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 months ago (4 children)
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