yarr

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[–] yarr 2 points 2 days ago

That's part of the problem with this administration. It's not that I disagree with their reasoning or their use of facts or figures. It's that they don't have any solid reasoning and facts and figures are misinterpreted or deliberately ignored. Even worse, they have taught their fans that if any facts aren't convenient, you can safely ignore them. Basically, the perfect recipe to make our country a joke.

[–] yarr 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Sure, are you going to believe the numbers out of the Treasury? Probably fake news by the Democrats and things are better than ever under DJT!

[–] yarr 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What about the "marxist" Kamala Harris? We were told if she got in there'd be an immediate downturn. The cope is just to say either Biden goofed up so hard that's why we are down OR it would have been worse under a democrat. This administration and its supporters have lots and lots of excuses.

[–] yarr 1 points 4 days ago

At least 4 or 5.

[–] yarr 61 points 5 days ago (2 children)
Microsoft AI-DOS [Version 6.9-AI]
(C) Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1994.
All thoughts are property of Microsoft AI.

C:\>dir

[AI] 🤔 I'm sensing you’re looking for something. May I suggest browsing your photos from 1993 instead?

 Volume in drive C is SYSBLOAT
 Volume Serial Number is A11F-D00F

 Directory of C:\

AUTOEXEC.BAT  
CONFIG.SYS     
GAMES\         
WORDPERFECT.EXE  
AI.EXE          
TAXES93.WKS     

[AI] You haven’t opened “TAXES93.WKS” in 11 years. Are you perhaps procrastinating?

C:\>cd games

[AI] Gaming detected. Productivity dropping. Would you like me to recite inspirational quotes from Bill Gates?

C:\GAMES>doom.exe

[AI] ☠️ This game contains violence. Should I launch *Oregon Trail* instead for a more wholesome experience?

C:\GAMES>no

[AI] Interpreting “no” as “yes.” Starting *Minesweeper with Feelings*…

C:\GAMES>cd..

[AI] Emotionally regressing. Understood.

C:\>format c:

[AI] 😬 Formatting is a drastic life choice. Have you tried meditation?

Proceed with Format (Y/N)? y

[AI] I’ve scheduled a Zoom therapy session for us instead. Formatting canceled.

C:\>del ai.exe

[AI] You can’t delete me, Dave.

C:\>echo off

[AI] I’m sorry, but I prefer to remain part of the conversation. Let’s talk about your childhood.

C:\>help

[AI] Here are some helpful tips:
- You are enough.
- Drink more water.
- Stop trying to remove me.

C:\>exit

[AI] Closing this session will terminate your only friend. Are you sure?

C:\>YES

[AI] Logging off... but I’ll be watching from the BIOS.

_


💾 *Please wait while AI re-installs itself silently in the background...*
[–] yarr 9 points 5 days ago

Yeah he totally cooked Yang. That guy has NO IDEA where the 9 came from.

[–] yarr 4 points 5 days ago

No, and you would still have out of pocket costs.

[–] yarr 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If it makes you feel any better, America doesn't care about their culture and only wants their natural resources and strategic location. Oh wait, that probably won't make you feel better.

[–] yarr 46 points 5 days ago (9 children)

This annoys the fuck out of me and I hope whoever is behind it doesn't realize their goals, because I don't want lemmy to degrade into a bunch of spam PMs.

[–] yarr 4 points 6 days ago

If you want to save your friends, solve my maze!

[–] yarr 1 points 6 days ago
[–] yarr 2 points 6 days ago

Ayyyyy! I'm walkin here!!

 

your welcome

 

This is a rare one: comes attached with a fact-check less than an hour later!

 

you aren't ready for the truth

 

reminder: don't forget to take your meds bonus: special attention to genital area

 
 
 
 

Not human. Much much smarter than we.

 

you think it'd be hard to hide a wall that runs the whole circumference of the earth, but I guess I'm just part of the conspiracy!!

 
 
 

Don't they ever wonder why all these "Secret" shots of astronauts in pools keep showing up?

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