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HP Introduces the Future of Printing: The HP Smart Printer 9000Wearable

Freedom to Print, Anytime, Anyplace with the Stylish HP Smart Printer 9000Wearable

Today, HP is excited to announce the launch of its latest innovation, the HP Smart Printer 9000Wearable, a groundbreaking device that redefines portable wearable printing. This cutting-edge AI printer not only offers portability but also sets new standards for functionality and convenience.

Innovative Design and Features:

The HP Smart Printer 9000Wearable is designed to be worn on your wrist, making it the ultimate companion for on-the-go professionals and tech enthusiasts. Measuring a sleek 4 inches in width and weighing just 7 ounces, this printer is effortlessly portable. It can print pages up to an impressive 3 inches wide, perfect for large-format projects or creative printing needs.

Premium Performance and Reliability:

With HP's renowned commitment to quality, the Smart Printer 9000Wearable delivers superior performance. Its advanced ink technology ensures vivid, long-lasting colors, while HP's innovative print heads provide crisp and clear prints every time. The printer is engineered to handle heavy-duty tasks with ease, offering a lifespan that exceeds industry standards. By automatically locking itself to genuine HP ink cartridges and detonating if it detects a 3rd party cartridge, HP assures the very highest quality in printing.

Subscription for Enhanced Functionality:

HP recognizes the importance of keeping you connected. The Smart Printer 9000Wearable comes with a mandatory premium subscription service, HP AI Cloud Print Plus+, ensuring seamless connectivity and access to advanced features like remote printing and cloud-based solutions. This subscription model guarantees uninterrupted functionality, allowing users to print from virtually anywhere, at a minor cost of $89.99 per month.

Smart Integration and Security:

Featuring HP's enhanced firmware, this printer is equipped with the latest security measures to protect your data and ensure privacy. Each print job is shared with HP's cloud and scanned by state of the art security software. Your privacy is top of mind, so these files are automatically deleted after 10 years and the chance of a security incident leaking all your prints is quite low.

Smart Functionality:

Unlike older devices, the Smart Printer 9000Wearable doesn't include a cumbersome screen or keyboard. Instead, interact with our HP Humane AI Assistant and get all your work done through the power of your voice, whether you're on a crowded train or sitting in a public restroom.

Get Yours Today!

The Smart Printer 9000Wearable will be available shortly at retail outlets for only $1,499.99. Get yours today while supplies last!

Hey everyone! Let's break down why that viral campaign idea might not hit as hard as hoped. If we're calling for a day to make companies feel the pain, here's the thing—consumers can be pretty quick on their feet. People might just push their shopping a few days ahead instead of waiting.

Think about it: if I was planning to buy something on February 28th, maybe I'll just do my shopping on March 1st or even February 29th if that's when the sale is happening. Companies are usually managing their finances monthly or quarterly, so one day's dip in sales won't make a huge difference. They've likely already accounted for those numbers in their budget.

Plus, with all the online shopping and delivery options out there, people can buy what they need anytime, making it easy to avoid any specific "buying panic" on that targeted day. Companies might even use this time to up-sell or promote other products to make up for any lost sales.

So, while the idea sounds powerful, it's probably not going to cause the big change people are hoping for. We'll just keep shopping as usual, and companies will keep humming along without much of a financial hiccup. And hey, maybe people will even forget about the whole thing after a week! This is nothing other than a "feel good" activity people can do, but it's really not going to hurt any business in a significant way.

If you REALLY want to have an effect, boycott a business over a long enough period that it shows up in their revenue reports. Of course, I expect "don't buy gas for a year" to not be that feasible, so maybe the approach of limiting buying is just fundamentally flawed, especially with goods that you can't live without, like gas or food.

Honestly, I wish there’s was a 50% sin tax on all food above a certain calories/gram or processed or whatever criteria you want that would be reinvested into subsidies for healthy food on SNAP. But that would never happen because Wall Street makes too much money off of fat Americans.

Good intentions here, but the LAST thing we need is an increase on consumer basics like this. Cheap candy bars and sodas are one of the few pleasures that are still affordable for people, despite their unhealthy effects. I'd prefer subsidies to healthy food vs. yet another cost increase.

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These are the same folks that think the "diet" in diet cola makes it healthy. They aren't going to read anything or change their habits. Junk food is tasty and that's as far as the thought goes.

How is he going to define this?

Bahahha, they don't care about logical consistency. They are going to ban anything they think is "bad" and allow everything else. Trying to nail them down is like trying to staple jello -- there's no logical approach. Trump and Co. take flying by the seat of your pants to a new art form.

You can't get them on "gotchas" like this because they simply DO NOT CARE.

What's stopping you from placing a wager on your favorite platforms then? You seem to feel quite confident it's going to happen, yet for some reason aren't willing to get that "easy" money...

The price however is inline with my statement - that market considers a GOP win a near certainty.

You are reading the results backwards - Kalshi predicts a Democratic win at ~70% (as of now) probability. I agree the payback isn't huge... but if you're SURE then it's easy money!

Christians and hypocrisy go hand in hand. How many cross tattoos are out there? How many Christians scorn the poor, or their neighbors? It's kind of a running joke that if you want to learn about the bible, ask an atheist. The more you read the bible, the more logical inconsistencies you find in it.

The real "value" in Christianity and the bible in general is that the masses can outsource their morals and ethics to some external thing without having to think too deeply. (Because who wants to think for themselves? That's a lot of work!)

I know this was supposed to be a little jab, but look back at writings by the founding fathers from that time. They were clearly well-reasoned, and at least TRIED to make a long-lasting republic. The USA wasn't just slapped together randomly -- they had a real plan and an architecture. If anything, it's impressive how long it took to degrade the place.

A great example is George Washington's opinion on getting involved in wars on foreign soil. Well, we might not call it "war" anymore, but we sure as shit have troops overseas at all times. I'm pretty sure the founding fathers never intended us to be the world police in this way.

Haha!!! Sadly, I think our domestic stupidity is more than adequate to explain the situation. I'd love to blame the boogyman here, but let's face it -- we're #1 in stupidity and self-owns.

If your premise is "The government does nothing beneficial" then cutting it makes sense 100% of the time. I wish Elon would take some time to check out Chesterton's fence. I'll deliberately not link that here to frustrate readers.

I have no specific information, but usually when a company is gobbled up like this, the employees get the short end of the stick. Given how nasty Humane was to their own customers, I can't imagine the employees are getting treated well. Really depressing to see such a scummy CEO and company get a payday like this. I can't imagine what HP saw in them.