xkbx

joined 1 year ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago

I musn't paint away… I musn’t paint away… I musn’t paint away!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 2 days ago

In one of the adaptations, they all just hug instead

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago

At first they pinged Dell but I said nothing because I had a 28kBs modem

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

I do love a good Simpson reference, but Quebec and Mexico are to France and Spain the same way the USA is to England… we speak the same language as our European counterparts, but with a world of difference in accents and slang

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

laughs in Québecois

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago

To be misunderstood is like being threatened with violent death

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am blessed to have this comic grace my eyes, may you make many more

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago

She posts a picture of herself in the top image, but don’t feel bad, it can be hard to distinguish a cat’s gender or sex. I still don’t know how she writes these amazing articles without opposable thumbs though 🤔

 
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Rest - you must rest at the eating place Au - the french word for “at,” for at the eatery you must be Rent - your rent is due in 7 days

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My retirement franchise!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago

This is just missing “in a room with no windows even though the apartment has a front and back balcony”

 
 
 

baking sheets with vegetables in the oven, below the sheet on the left has yellow text reading “SATIRE CRINGE ACCOUNT” and sheet on the right has pink text reading “SINCERE CRINGE ACCOUNT”

 
 
 
 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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